Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Well-said.

Monday, November 30, 2009

words I need to start living by:

"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

- Kate Moss, on her mottos.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Oh Seb...

"Tiffany, damnit go to the metro you big-headed....monster!"

<3

28/11/09

Hmmm...


Thursday, November 26, 2009

If...

...one more American asks me, "Do they celebrate Thanksgiving in Spain?" I will officially denounce my United States citizenship...

Stuff White People Like #119


"Regardless of how much a white person cooks or how long they have lived in their current home, they all have a tube of sea salt in their pantry. In fact, it’s one of the few foodstuffs that white people will actually bring with them when they move. This is because sea salt is expensive and while white people have money, they didn’t get that way by throwing away $7 packages of salt.

When white people think about regular salt, all they can think about sodium and poor health. When they think about Sea Salt they think about France. So it’s no surprise that it has become so popular.

But Sea Salt is like Trader Joes, Banksy, or The Shins-entry level to their respective field. Therefore, it is important that you learn about other more expensive salts so that you can complain about not having them. To a white person, this shows that you know and love expensive things but feel sad that you can’t yet afford them.

From here you can fill up an entire evening by making the same complaints about art, real estate or Europe."

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

GOBBLE GOBBLE!


Yes, I know Thanksgiving isn't officially until tomorrow, but here in Spain, we do wut tha fuck we want, which means:

THANKSGIVING DINNER TONIGHT!!!!
YAYZIES!

Happy Turkey Day!