As I am not in my beloved country at the moment, I'm contemplating a 4th of July BBQ at my pad.
What do you guys think?
Any suggestions/party tips??
I'm thinking a white-trash-themed shindig.
Ripped washed-out denim shorts.
USA t-shirts.
Red, white, and blue bandannas.
Ridiculous mullets and trashy facial hair.
Hot dogs and burgers.
Budweiser.
KENNY MOTHA-FUCKIN' LOGGINS!!!
Although I cannot promise any fireworks, help me celebrate my ancestors' victory over those damned Redcoats in style. Be there, or be a shitty American.
(sidenote: I DO realize that I will most likely be the only true American in attendance, but nonetheless, show some pride and at least pretend, haha.)
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